This fucker is the kind of person to name their kid Le4che. This is the peak of absolute idiocy. This person is the person to slash open tents and throw trash in a river. This person deserves to die a slow painful death for their sins. This person is entitled and disgusting. If you see a goober call that fucker out.
“Dude I slashed open a hobos tent haha!”

“What the fuck Carl you’re such a fucking goober!”
by Ballsack Wrangler November 20, 2019
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I'm a goober all day.

you're a goober!

El GooberO!!!
by lil205illy February 24, 2009
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The act of laughing so hard a booger explodes out of your nose. Admit it, we've all done it atleast once.
Arya: Hahahahaha-PFFFF
Arya was laughing so hard he goobered himself!

by CimDawg March 13, 2009
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1. A word often used to describe a frustrating person when a more profane word is not acceptable in the circumstances. Synonym: fucker

2. A person so incredibly awesome. Often synonymous with "champion"

3. A term sometimes used to describe oneself when they do something goofy or stupid.
1. Friend #1: "So he ditched me last night at the party and hooked up with another girl"

Friend #2: "What a goober!"

2. Hannah: "Ben makes my day all the time with his notes. He is such a goober!"

3. Nicole: "Did you seriously just run into the door?"
Nick: "I did! I'm such a goober..."
by abcdefg28734 December 07, 2009
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Noun, (in cricket)
A dreadful, possibly game-changing mistake.
"Prior tried to suggest the ball had moved erratically in flight, but that did not spare him the harsh judgement of Michael Vaughan. “A goober,” remarked the former England captain, using a cricketing slang term for a particularly bad error." (Independent, 20th June 2014)
by Christheneck September 24, 2017
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