A small person that is known for crawling around on walls and ceilings.

Luci: Man Jasper, you're such a funny goober!
by TheArcIsBuilt January 6, 2023
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A slang term used in Barnsley to refer to a intellectually challenged person; aka Chav, Idiot, Moron, Muppet or Pillock.

Mostly used by people working with the general public in an enquiry desk position.
Public person; "Why is driving without car insurances wrong ?"

Enquiry Desk Person; "Errrm... because it's against the law ! "

Public person leaves and enquiry desk person says to colleague "What a goober ! "
by Dazzlar3 January 14, 2013
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I'm a goober all day.

you're a goober!

El GooberO!!!
by lil205illy February 24, 2009
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An inferior human being, underling or extra in a group of people. A goober is there to make the group look more menacing by adding numbers, but individually the goober fails on many levels. Within a group, a goober can add their two cents from here to there but on there own they lack any sort of eccentric personality and usually just act really extra. A goober is usually a follower, and most of the time, clueless about whats going on around them. Goobers are usually the less intelligent bystanders, in their own little goober world just goobering it up. They just don't understand the system...
female goober = goobette
1. "Yo what is Dill and all his goober boys doing?"
2. "Look at all those faggot goobers just posting up on that wall"

Matt: Stfu goober...know your place!
by 2ill4yall October 18, 2009
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The most offensive word in the English language. It is the ultimate insult that must be used sparingly. It essentially questions ones validity as a human being. The deepest facets of human nature itself are called into question and examined upfront when calling someone a "goober", "goob", or "gooberino". As "fricc" is to "fuck", one may also use "goofball" to ease the intensity of this word.
Daquan: " You friccin' goober."
Leshawnda: *immediately crumples to the floor trembling with agony*
by DaquanDuBrillious January 4, 2017
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The act of laughing so hard a booger explodes out of your nose. Admit it, we've all done it atleast once.
Arya: Hahahahaha-PFFFF
Arya was laughing so hard he goobered himself!

by CimDawg March 14, 2009
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1. A word often used to describe a frustrating person when a more profane word is not acceptable in the circumstances. Synonym: fucker

2. A person so incredibly awesome. Often synonymous with "champion"

3. A term sometimes used to describe oneself when they do something goofy or stupid.
1. Friend #1: "So he ditched me last night at the party and hooked up with another girl"

Friend #2: "What a goober!"

2. Hannah: "Ben makes my day all the time with his notes. He is such a goober!"

3. Nicole: "Did you seriously just run into the door?"
Nick: "I did! I'm such a goober..."
by abcdefg28734 December 7, 2009
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