noun- a foolish or silly person, a goofball such as Federal Communications Commission Chairman Ajit Pai, usually someone who is ditsy or acts like an idiot
When Ajit answers a robocall, he acts like such a goober.
by gofccyourself March 13, 2019
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Someone who acts crazy and makes people laugh, sometimes knowing it or not. Another way of calling some a nut.
Did you see what Karen just did she is such a goober.
by kmill345 December 30, 2008
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The most offensive word in the English language. It is the ultimate insult that must be used sparingly. It essentially questions ones validity as a human being. The deepest facets of human nature itself are called into question and examined upfront when calling someone a "goober", "goob", or "gooberino". As "fricc" is to "fuck", one may also use "goofball" to ease the intensity of this word.
Daquan: " You friccin' goober."
Leshawnda: *immediately crumples to the floor trembling with agony*
by DaquanDuBrillious January 03, 2017
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A man of basic attractiveness, that has very little or no talent whatsoever. Is usually in the military, and seems to get the most attractive women for no apparent reason at all.
A Goober has a very low view of individuality, and usually doesn't seem very educated at all.
Person 1: "Damn, do you see that chick over there with the goober?"
Person 2: "She's gorgeous, man I feel sorry for her."
by Kragoth December 26, 2012
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A complete idiot who gets no poon and is basically the least likely to get any girls in the friend group. A group of goobers is called goobs. Common characteristics of a goober include: funny looking, clumsy, obese, low iq. This term was originated in Cranford New Jersey, by a red headed man.
Look at that funny looking fat kid! Hes a total Goober!
by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019
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(n) In short, an extremely bookish, nerdy, or geeky person, particularly if they dress in a ridiculous or unfashionable way.

See also: Uber Goober
"That guy's a real Goober."
"It's GOOBER time!"

Jay Leno
by midgetben August 11, 2005
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Someone or somthing that is out of place in the current situation.
"Kevin Bacon was not in Foot Loose." "Evie you GOOBER!"
by dydapimp January 21, 2010
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