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Gonna Kill It 

1)Owen is taking his test today. He studied a lot for it so he's gonna kill it!

2) I'm running a 5K today, I'm gonna kill it!

I'm gonna kick my dog 

Something one says when their upset, but not really mad, just something funny to say to relieve stress cause no one would really kick their dog.
Guy 1: " I just missed my last 10 shots, "I'm gonna kick my dog"
Guy 2: " Really your gonna go home and kick your dog?"
Guy 1: "No i'm JK".

i’m gonna kill myself

what you say when a minor inconvenience has occurred
*breaks pencil lead*

“i’m gonna kill myself

Marshall Gonna Kill Me

Marshall Gonna Kill Me is also another meaning of the abbreviation MGK.
Guy: Do you like MGK?
Me: Heck no!
I like Marshall Gonna Kill Me MGK

I'm gonna kill you with a spoon 

Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.
I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.

I'm gonna kill myself 

An alternative expression for "I'm tired" or "There's a little discomfort", usually used by millennials & Gen Zs.
"I'm so tired, I'm gonna kill myself"
"Oh my god I am going to kill myself"