To fall over when you have an erection and land penis first
Mark was running as fast as he can until he gonced on the floor
by Jay Clarkson April 9, 2005
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A term in Serbo-Croat referring to a small piece of fecal, or turd.
It smells like gonce in here!
Your butt smells like gonce, kid
by SmallShanks January 14, 2012
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Acronym for Generation Of No Consequences. The Millennial Generation (1980 -2001) has been split into two sections. Those born from 1980 - 1990 are more or less socially adapted and are called Millennial One (M-1). Those born from 1991 on though (M-2) are the culmination of no consequence parenting. Instead of dealing with their anger in a constructive manner, their choice of expression is to wreak havoc on society via mass shootings or the equivalent. There are many who say that punishing a child is wrong but making a child aware that there are consequences for actions serves as a learning tool for their moral compass. M-2 is out of control; will worse be coming?
Person1: He just drove that car on the sidewalk and killed six people and he is laughing!
Person 2: They are probably M-2, the first wave of GONC's
by CryHavoc August 18, 2019
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a pedohpile who happens to be homosexual; a gay nonce
Morgan there, was a gonce
by donkeypunchcrackhead September 30, 2018
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Is a sigma male. Has below average cock. Hits 500 pumps per minute. Is absolutely shit at a lot of things. Attracted to animals.
Hey is Jordan Gonce coming over again?
No he’s busy suckin off his dog
by SiggmaGuy76 December 7, 2021
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GoncS is just a normal guy and he has nothing to do with gonc
Also he is just better than you sorry :/
G1: Wow GoncS. is awesome
G2: Yes he is

G3: That's true

G4: I love him!!!
by GoncS. is cool May 21, 2020
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