A middle aged or elderly man in a fancy sports car speeding around, often recklessly and dangerously, trying to recapture his youth.
"Hey, that old dude just cut me off! Stupid Speedy Gonebaldez!"
Girl 1: "Ooo, look at that hot car!"
Girl 2: "Yeah! Oh wait, never mind - do you see that toupee flapping in the wind? It's just another Speedy Gonebaldez."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'