You go to a golf course with your shotgun. Hide in the bushes until someone hits a golf ball then shoot it. After that run like hell. Golfer's do not find it as amusing as you will halfway through your 2nd six pack.
Hey man you wanna go dick around at the golf course? I got some more shotgun shells.
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi