golf club 

good for hitting dumb cumts like Brett Dash with

golf club by Anonymous June 25, 2003

golf club 

People with no real skills or aptitude who bond together to cover each others' asses by using / exploiting those with skill and aptitude. Quite often, these folks really play golf. See posers

Well, we just spent $8,000,000 on some useless software that the "golf club" thought would get them a bigger bonus.

golf club by Stimey June 24, 2003

Golf Club Day 

The last day of February. Traditionally this is the day that the lady in a relationship get's her man a new golf club in anticipation of spring and the start of golf season.

If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.

If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.

Ryan: Dude, what did your wife get you for Golf Club Day?

Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.

Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.

Golf Club Day by BigOtter April 29, 2012

GOLF CLUB LEGS

A FEMALE WITH A LARGE UPPER FRAME WITH SKINNY, SPINDELY LEGS THAT RESEMBLE GOLF CLUBS

IMAGINE A POTATOE AS THE BODY AND GOLF CLUBS AS THE LEGS.
HEY LOTTO, CHECK OUT HER GOLF CLUB LEGS
ALSO LIKE OLD SCHOOL WRESTLERS, LIKE DUSTY RHODES ALSO HAVE GOLF CLUB LEGS OR AS MY FATHER SAYS, SHE IS BUILT LIKE A WRESTLER

GOLF CLUB LEGS by MINNOW LOTTO & CAMEROON December 26, 2011

Ivorian golf club 

The act of shoving a golf club inside your partners rear end. The receiver (male) gets a hard on, causing his penis to look like the trunk of an Ivorian elephant.

Hey, did you see Ludwig and Ridolfo gave each other an Ivorian golf club last evening?

Ivorian golf club by Matic123 December 27, 2022

Fixin' to meet the golf club

to beat the shit out of someone hitting on your girlfriend

Jon: Stop talking to my girl or else you will be fixin' to meet the golf club

Fixin' to meet the golf club by Fixin to meet the golf club June 13, 2017

Jamaican Golf Club

An embarrassingly large grandpa erection.

Uncle Joe ought to do a better job of hiding his Jamaican golf club around the kids.

Jamaican Golf Club by Tony Bologna May 25, 2007