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An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.
K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.

T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.
by kelpleilani June 08, 2017
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