Golden poop

When walking 2 or more dogs, when the dogs poop at the same time so you only need to bend down once and use 1 bag to clean it up.

Olive and Charlie gave me a gift of a golden poop this morning.

Golden poop by Cheese05 May 17, 2016

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Golden Poop

The act of pooping while being paid, i.e. Pooping on the job.

I'm not gonna clock out just yet, I wanna take a golden poop.

Golden Poop by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

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Golden poop

A really comforting poop after that you don't have to wipe much or even not at all.

A: "I just had a golden poop, my day is saved."
B: "Nice, I just had one yesterday."

Golden poop by LumEcho October 23, 2018

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goldenpoop

fecees that is of a golden color.

*dude how the hell did you get your that goldenpoop*
*I painted normal shit*

goldenpoop by Joanalia February 9, 2008

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