Golden Sword

When a Fat woman touches your dick and you get the biggest boner of your life. Your dick is at maximum power ready to fuck some bitches up! "Your sword is stronger, you can feel it throbbing in your hand".

-misconception-annihilated

1) In the SNES Classic "The Legend of Zelda A Link To the Past" a fat fairy upgrades your master sword a so that it becomes the Golden Sword.

2) I got a Golden Sword in my pants right now

Golden Sword by misconception-annihilated March 1, 2010

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Golden Sword

A supplement word for either a hookah (pen) or a electric cigarette.

Hey, lets go use our golden swords

Golden Sword by El_Doughnut February 26, 2015

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golden swordfight

A golden swordfight is when two men start to have a swordfight. During the swordfight, each of the men start to urinate at the same time.

Braden and I got into a golden swordfight last night.

golden swordfight by Waterimono February 28, 2016

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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