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Golden Sipper 

A person who sipp's on there beer all night without finishing.
The GOLDEN SIPPER is the person whom holds the title for doing this most frequently.

GOLDEN SIPPERS will often try and challenge others within the pack for a chance to rid the title, however strong research indicates that GOLDEN SIPPERS are unable to maintain there first and second sipp pace through the duration of the first beer.

Quite often a beer will reach the GOLDEN SIPPERS body temperature before they have finished the beverage as they have been holding it for such a long time. It if for this reason GOLDEN SIPPERS are often good at warming babys milk.
I gave Adam his first beer for the night and he just held it and sipped at it, before sneakily putting down the bottle half empty. He is such a GOLDEN SIPPER.

GUY 1: Adam tried to challenge me the other night to a drink off, thinking he could pass off the title as the GOLDEN SIPPER
GUY 2: Man that guy will be the GOLDEN SIPPER forever, he cannot drink. Pretty sure iv seen footage of him trying to keep up but he can't. One a sipper always a sipper.
Golden Sipper by GUY1 April 12, 2013
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Golden Slipper

A bottle or jug, usually gallon size, filled with urine and thrown on the side of the freeway by truckers who don't want to stop to take a piss. Usually explodes when dropped or thrown, smells of death. Legend has it, if you can return the slipper to the trucker who created it, it will turn to solid gold and he becomes your very own personal angel.
Person 1:Holy shit, did you see that truckers golden slipper explode when it hit the concrete!?
Person 2: Fuck dude, I can smell it from here!
Golden Slipper by pipefitter September 5, 2017

golden slippers 

A kinky sexual practice whereby girls pee on each other on top of a sheet of plastic and then roll around with each other, having delightful sexual congress amid the yellow liquid.

Also refers to the women who engage in said sexual practice.
She doesn't just like golden showers; she's into golden slippers. That shit's nasty!

She's not just a dyke. Did you know that she's a golden slipper?
golden slippers by sc0ner June 16, 2010

Golden Slipper

The act of pissing in your pants and feeling the hot urine run down over your legs and bare feet
Sally loves to have a nice golden slipper before she showers
Golden Slipper by Freakypapakeifer February 16, 2024

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026