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Golden Poop 

The act of pooping while being paid, i.e. Pooping on the job.
I'm not gonna clock out just yet, I wanna take a golden poop.
Golden Poop by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

Golden poop 

A really comforting poop after that you don't have to wipe much or even not at all.
A: "I just had a golden poop, my day is saved."
B: "Nice, I just had one yesterday."
Golden poop by LumEcho October 23, 2018

goldenpoop 

fecees that is of a golden color.
*dude how the hell did you get your that goldenpoop*
*I painted normal shit*
goldenpoop by Joanalia February 9, 2008
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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