An indecent act of naming your offspring a name which will incite laughter, ridicule, prejudice toward the offspring their entire life. The name can be anything unusual that doesn't really fit the boundaries of a name, many Celebrities are guilty of Goku Sanchezing their off-spring. The name comes from the odd-phenomenon of 90s kids naming their offspring after characters from the TV series, Dragon Ball Z.
Me: Did you hear what Carlos named his kid?
Them: Yeah that poor kid got Goku Sanchezed...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!