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Going Phelps 

Going Phelps. The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much more upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.
Guy 1 - Look at the ass on that!

Guy 2 - I’d love to lie her down and start going phelps until the photo finish.

Guy 1 - Relay?
Going Phelps by iheartoldblum March 10, 2009
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Going Phelps 

The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much more upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.

Guy 1: Look at the ass on that!

Guy 2:I’d love to lie her down and start going phelps until the photo finish

Guy 1: Wanna relay?
Going Phelps by Nolan R Jones March 15, 2009

Going Phelps 

Going Phelps. The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.
Guy 1: Last night I was going Phelps with my lady friend and…

Guy 2: Wait going Phelps? You mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?

Guy 1: No man… Coitus.
Going Phelps by iheartoldblum December 17, 2008

Going Phelps 

Going Phelps. The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.
Guy 1: Last night I was going Phelps with my lady friend and…

Guy 2: Wait going Phelps? You mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?

Guy 1: No man… Coitus.
Going Phelps by Stickywetrag February 27, 2009

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026