Gods pen

A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.

“I used my gods pen to draw a heart for my hoe” “I used my gods pen to write some dna bitch”

Gods pen by Rageberto October 8, 2022

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God's Pencil

One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.

Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.

God's Pencil by p'kaw! July 5, 2014

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God's Penis

A garden of nothing but Cacti or having Cactus all mushed up together outside your home. It is also a very dangerous garden!

Sarah: Have you seen the HUGE God's Penis Darren across the street has.

Jesus: Yeah but wasn't he supposed to chop it down because of those kids that got stuck in it.

Sarah: Oh yeah I heard about that.... But we all know DARREN doesnt give a fuck.

Jesus: hahaha you are full of it Sarah!

God's Penis by Leoskiess June 27, 2011

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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