Gods pen

A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.

“I used my gods pen to draw a heart for my hoe” “I used my gods pen to write some dna bitch”

by Rageberto October 8, 2022

God's Pencil

One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.

Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.

by p'kaw! July 5, 2014

God's Penis

A garden of nothing but Cacti or having Cactus all mushed up together outside your home. It is also a very dangerous garden!

Sarah: Have you seen the HUGE God's Penis Darren across the street has.

Jesus: Yeah but wasn't he supposed to chop it down because of those kids that got stuck in it.

Sarah: Oh yeah I heard about that.... But we all know DARREN doesnt give a fuck.

Jesus: hahaha you are full of it Sarah!

by Leoskiess June 27, 2011