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God Block

A "God Block" is when you meet a girl and things are going well, until she brings up god, after which the conversation completely falls apart. Effectively playing the traditional cock block role of the fat friend.
Dude this girl was awesome; we had chemistry, she was hot, and then out of nowhere I got God Blocked. I mean seriously who asks a guy what his favorite hymn is?
by Captain Thunderblumpkin September 4, 2010
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God Block

When an atheist/agnostic person randomly brings up the subject of religion and tries to counter-argue against the fact that god exists by using parts of the bible that only prove their point and nobody elses'.
"Everytime somebody says God, Tim tries to God Block them with bible verses that he probably looked up online to support his argument because he is insecure and only his opinion matter apparently."
by OttoKerect July 30, 2014
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Thank God For Block

It's what you say as a final retort to end an online debate when someone blocks you because they can't win in a contest of logic with you. Best said when someone accuses you of the various internet "maladies" such as "special snowflake syndrome". Also best to be said when the opposing debater characterizes that malady which they accuse you of having after you attempt a dedicated, rational debate.
She honestly tried to convince me that donuts won't make you fat, and I quoted a reputable source to contradict her, so she blocked me. Haha, Thank God For Block!
by THEOWLTHATASKSWHY January 11, 2014
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God-Blocker

A brick wall designed to block out hot waves of Christ.
"Damn it, Frank! Would you take down that Damn God-Blocker?? My grandma's on the other side of that, and I think she's have problems with her trachea again!"
by Jonathan87 April 7, 2004
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Black god of rage

A black guy that sounds like a gay white guy who screams a lot.
You camping little bitch get out of the corner said black god of rage
by The butter man June 7, 2017
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God Damn Black People

Popular phrase coined by Dugan in the early 21st century. Not used neccesarilly when people are mad at balck people, but jut to show anger or general frustration. Not to be confused with So Many Black People, So Little Trees.
Kurt: Shit, Van Trees is there, we can't leave.
Dugan: God Damn Black People.
by Dugan September 24, 2005
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Black god

The man that is helping out in area 51 yes he is black I'm not racist but he is the allies leader along with Neil Armstrong
by Polar_ArtzAlot July 21, 2019
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