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God bless you

It means cover your fucking mouth
Guy 1: God bless you

Guy 2: Sorry I'm an Atheist
God bless you by FinaLWoot. November 4, 2008
Words you can keep

God Bless You

1. A phrase used, when woman is looking so good, and you want to let her know you are admiring gods design. 2. Also can be used, if a statement is made that made your dick jump a little.
1. Beloved your body is looking angelic right now. God Bless You.

2. She says: Yeah you gotta have the meat loaf in its entirety. He says: God Bless you]
God Bless You by OEBaby. January 5, 2017

God Bless You

When someone says "god Bless You" You are obligated to smack yourself in the face before five seconds passes. This "game" originated in New Jersey by the name of a fellow named Christopher Wheeler and another by the name of Matt Boyle. This game has been active for about 5 or six years now and is popular in the Tri-State area (NJ, NY, CT, PA and just expanded to TN)
Someone says "god bless you bitch"

You Smack yourself in the face before they pelt you in the face.

god bless you

people's way of starting a conversation
"god bless you, oh, and by the way, what's your name"
god bless you by etlkj November 14, 2003

God Bless You

After cumming in a person's mouth, you hit them in the back of the head or make them laugh and it will come out their nose. Also see the Dragon's Breath.
Rob gave Sarah a God Bless You and a kleenex.
God Bless You by Tyler Stebbins July 20, 2006

God bless you God 

This is a humorous way to be thankful for the positives of nature, summer rain, love...
God bless you God, for sending each man a woman!
God bless you God by I, Wreckerrr January 25, 2021

God Bless Your Soul 

When said behind a super harsh insult, it makes it seem like its okay.

Can also be used as an awesome come back and make the insulter feel like a moron.

Said with much emphasis.
Damn, Johnny you are such an idiot! God bless your soul.
Liz is such a two-faced hoe. God bless her soul.
Wow, what a dick. God bless her soul.

Adam: Wow Carol, you are so retarded.
Carol: Oh, God bless your soul.
God Bless Your Soul by Erin W September 25, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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