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The One you need to turn to, when love and money (or even health) are gone—when life seems hopeless and meaningless to the point of planning to end your life prematurely.
It's an irony that those who arrogantly profess atheism or agnosticism while living the life of their dream would in the end turn to God, when they've lost everything—wealth, health, power, family, and friends.
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The only word with no universally accepted definition.
How many definitions of God can there be? Well, I guess I better go to god-defined.com to find out.
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The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
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A word that theists and atheists alike, scream about.
Theist: PRAISE (Insert the name of the god(dess)(es/s)here) IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL (Insert punishment adminstered for not worshiping the god(dess)(es/s)

Atheist: YOU ARE A (Insert blatant insult here) FOR EVEN CONSIDERING TO BELIEVE IN (Insert the name of the god(dess)(es/s)'s name here)
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