Person 1: Hey! Do you remember the "Ring, oatmeal" incident?
Person 2: The fuck are you talking about?
Person 1: July 13th 3567 NYC.
Person 2: We don't speak 27:2 around these parts.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.