gocher

A woman with a face shaped like a ball sack. Her neck is long, therefore she looks like a gouch (skin between anus and scrotum). She has the voice of a 10 year old boy going through puberty. She smells like olive oil with webbed toes and jondice. Her dick is longer than her shitzu's and she enjoys funneling peanut shells into her ass.

Look at that gocher. Her dick is shaped like a fish. I smell sandpaper and whiskey.

by Dogdick69 April 20, 2017

Gocher Mode

Dressing formally, either very often or in occasions when others are not

Also in context to when someone dresses very fashionably (not just formal)

Sally was going Gocher mode at school on Monday.

by tiisue June 12, 2022

Gochenour

A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.

Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?

Wade: He's a Gochenour.

Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.

Wade: He beats her, too.

by Kalbach September 30, 2023

gopher gary

a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.

Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*

by Freakinzazz October 12, 2020

pocket gopher

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.

"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

by Tharill15cent June 9, 2016

hot gopher

When one is golfing and finds the urgent need to defecate, but finds no convenient facilities, one might be forced to defecate in the cup (hole of the green). 'Hot' refers to the fact that poop is warm. 'Gopher' refers to the burrowing critters in the classic golf film Caddyshack.

"Guys, that schnitzel last night really went through me. I don't think I can make it back to the clubhouse. Mind if I hot gopher this hole?"

by hotgopher June 8, 2016

gopher ass

Slang for the unfortunate condition of seriously needing to take a shit but having nowhere to do it.

When I felt its little smooth, brown face begin to emerge from my hole, I quickly realized I had gopher ass.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019