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A hip almost completely naked guy who is too hip to admit he is drunk.
Almost naked guy: Hey man I have my speedo on and I can't.. I can't stand up but I'm here to party!
Party-goer: That dude is a damn gobbswanker if I've ever seen one.
by Mr.Icy May 24, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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