A Thanksgiving gathering of friends where one friend is dressed as a pilgrim, sacrificed, cooked like a turkey and feasted upon by everyone else. The person sacrificed is typically the first friend to question the purpose of the gathering.

Little Bobby: Well, what the hell is a gobblefest, guys!?
Friends: It's a Thanksgiving celebration, Bob. You'll find out soon enough. Don't forget your pilgrim hat!
Little Bobby: Well, golly gee!! Can't wait, guys!!

Gobblefest by Bdogzz November 15, 2014

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gobblelest

a gobblelest is a boy thats always on your top always riding someone goes for any and i mean ANY girl and will eat ANY GIRL even da dirty ones for breakfast luch and dinner AKA a simproni

OMMGGGG GIRL u heard brandon was being a gobblelest for tina.

gobblelest by thee.brains.liyahh June 1, 2023

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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