gobbledok 

A headjob or blowjob or gobbie

Did you you run into a gobbledok on the way? I did.

gobbledok by Mick Frappell July 13, 2006

chicken crimpy gobbledok 

A man who tends to eat an entire packet of Chicken Crimpys by himself.

Oh look at griffin over there, he’s being a Chicken Crimpy Gobbledok, the fiend.

chicken crimpy gobbledok by Deimosxdd August 7, 2021

gobbledygook 

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Gobbledygook is basically anything nonsense.

gobbledygook by jdm89 January 25, 2017

Gobbledonging 

Gobbledonging is when you and a partner are having sexual intercourse and you start making noises like a turkey.

"Last night, me and Kim got it on and she was gobbledonging all night long."

Gobbledonging by Sir McGregor Slut May 19, 2017

gobbledygeek 

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.

I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.

gobbledygeek by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012

Gobbledy-Gook 

Gibberish; just plain nonsense.

You don't need to tell me all that gobbledy-gook.

Gobbledy-Gook by Koelli July 4, 2010

Gobbledygook 

Nonsense, balderdash.

Person 1: Why are you full of so much gobbledygook!
Person 2: It's what I was born to be full of... :)

Gobbledygook by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016