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Gobble the Goose 

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance
When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.
Gobble the Goose by Charlie December 30, 2003

gobble the goose 

form of speech:Verb;
tense:Singular/Present tense

When a man performs oral sex on a woman
or vice versa, the "goose" would be defined singularly as bodily fluids produced durring sexual intercourse, thus Gobbeling the goose would be the intake of fluids from sex organs such as the penis or vagina, ect.

Other Forms of Speech:
Plural/present (Gobble the geese)
Singular/Past tense (Gobbled the goose)
Plural/past tense (gobbled the geese)
Noun Form (Goose Gobbler)

Synonyms followed by (noun form):
Suck cock (cock sucker), Eat pussy (pussy eater), Guzzle Cum (Cum Guzzler), Muching carpet (Carpet Muncher), Sample the stick (Stick sampler), give head (head giver), nut juggling (nut juggler), cooch capering (Cooch caper), squirreling (squirreler),ect.

Antonyms in noun form:
Non-head'giving prude ass bitch.
-Hey Betty, I was gobbled some geese last night at the office party.
-Oh yeah, with who?
-Well, it was a number of people...i was awfully hammered and/or stoned, and cant remember a damn thing!
-Well then how did you know that you gobbled geese?
-I found it evident as when i woke up, i discoverd protein stains on my dress...far too much for just one individual! So logically, i figured i gobbled at least 4-7 mens geese.
-Well I hear Jack produces a lot of man juice now a days...you could have just gobbled his goose
-How do you know of Jacks man juice production rate?
-I pay him 10 dollars a day to fill an empty gatorade bottle with his cum, so that i may enjoy it not only when im secretly giving him head in his office, but also when im on the go!
gobble the goose by Tori January 4, 2004

Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence 

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.
I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.
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'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
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