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a blow job otherwise known as fellatio
she might be fugly, but she gives a decent gob job
gob job by zoenightnurse January 30, 2008
This is when the woman has had her period and her lover eats out privates.
This symbolic act may lead to the mate passing it back to her through a kiss.
Notice-
i dont have an example cos im sure my definition is fairly graphica.

"My dad's girl friend gave my sister a gob job"
gob job by Shanjeeve November 23, 2003
When she succ the coke off ur dick b
“Damn Goblins gettin that gob job from that Gob Groupie!”
“Let’s get it boys”
Gob Job by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020
A blob in where the giver sucks cocaine off of the receivers erect willy. Originating from the YouTuber Goblin who is most known for his “cocaine chronicles” series of story time videos
“Damn she gave me the gob-job after picking up that gram last night”
“That’s bussin G”
Gob-Job by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020
As you could easily guess, a "Gob-Job" is when you fuck the nose hole of a goblin. Despite its brief initial popularity, it was quickly dismissed as being "too obvious and pedestrian" by the masses, and has since been demoted to a lesser kink.
yeah yeah, we've all tried the gob-job before. Its like the first thing anyone comes up with, its nothing special. Its not even good its just kinda gross.
Gob-Job by dp0_pd February 24, 2026

Gib Gob a Job 

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates
The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.
Gib Gob a Job by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024
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