Goats your float 

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

Goats your float by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

whatever floats your goat

Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.

Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.

whatever floats your goat by t3hKEG December 12, 2007

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat. 

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat. by come along pond November 26, 2011