Goatnap 

The act of flying parallel to ground while kicking a powerade bottle.

He took a goatnap while trying to kick that

Goatnap by jackalack9 October 7, 2008

goatonapole 

Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we've always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.

A goat is on a pole, hence Goatonapole is not a false philosohpy.

goatonapole by goatonapolist May 1, 2008

goatnailer 

A disgustingly perverted man who finds the act of pleasuring unsuspecting goats quite appealing. Can often be found in petting zoos after hours.

Look at that goatnailer over there - I wish there were a law against that kind of thing.

goatnailer by Not a Goatnailer May 3, 2003

goatnapper

To illegaly steal some sort of sheep off of a farm, without anyone looking. Signs of this happening is usually some guy standing on his porch with a shotgun, looking for his fucking animals.

I once met this goatnapper, and he used my animals to pleasure his peepee

goatnapper by jesus christ May 13, 2005

gootnap 

melted plastic army men. (This is never a good thing.)

Dude, that smells like gootnap!

That test was a bunch of gootnap.

gootnap by mishell February 11, 2008