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goatnapper

To illegaly steal some sort of sheep off of a farm, without anyone looking. Signs of this happening is usually some guy standing on his porch with a shotgun, looking for his fucking animals.
I once met this goatnapper, and he used my animals to pleasure his peepee
goatnapper by jesus christ May 13, 2005
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its what your supposed to say when your about to take a nap,because when you say goodmorning your waking up and when you say goodnight your going to sleep at night!
Steve: I'm going to take a nap.
Susie: I think I will too.
Steve: Okay,goodnap!
Susie: Goodnap!
goodnap by Riahh March 7, 2009
The act of flying parallel to ground while kicking a powerade bottle.
He took a goatnap while trying to kick that
Goatnap by jackalack9 October 7, 2008
A wang. A Penis. You know, the 'hot beef' in "hot beef injection."
Tap mine wenis for its plentiful goo.
gootap by busy December 28, 2003

goonaphoon

When people named Maddie don’t like to use real insults they settle for word such as this one, which is not insulting in the slightest
Wow tyler you’re being a real goonaphoon!
goonaphoon by DIGBICKSEEG November 2, 2017

Goonnapping 

When you exhausted but not fatigued enough to be able to fall asleep, so you tucker yourself out with a goon (and maybe wipe the discharge on you as a face mask)
"Yo, I'm tired but can't seem to gts"
"Try goonnapping!"
"Shi u rih, Ima make it a real workout fr"
"Bet. Goonnap"
"Goonnap!"