Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Go ape is a funny way of saying to lose your mind, or go ballistic.
I will go ape on you if you touch me again.
by PWS27 August 04, 2017
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The act of going so hard that you lose all the ability to walk, speak and think properly. This phenomenon often occurs after drinking too much alcohol or using too much drugs. People who are "going ape" can often only think about sexual intercourse. Activies like sleeping in random spots, puking excessively and urinating in inapproriate places are not exceptional.
Bob: What's going on with Martin?!

David: Oh don't mind him, he decided to go ape.

by bestwelhardgaantochja December 04, 2013
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similar to rape however the 'g' and 'o' stand for getting off
therefore you have been forced to get off with someone
Natalie - "Oh my god you got off with that matt guy?!"
Daniella- "God no! He just came up and forced himself on me, i couldn't stop him!"
Natalie - "Ohh you got GO-APED!"
by Daniella121223283 May 16, 2010
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Get mad, drive into crazy. See go bananas
Jeny:- Hey! Somebody stole me my passport!! I cannot get out the frontier without it!!
Usher:- What the fuck?? Oh God!! What should we do??
Jeny:- Let's try to jump over the electrified fence!
Usher:- Oh damn it!! You go ape again and again!! Think as a human!!
by Teh Wolfboy December 05, 2015
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Go Ape is a high wire, tree top assault course. The company has 26 courses nationwide including the country's longest zip wire: 426m at the course in Aberfoyle, Stirlingshire.
The Go Ape experience gets the adrenalin pumping, gets people out of their comfort zones and above all, it’s just great fun.
by Go Ape Tribe January 31, 2010
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