glucose guardian

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Gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or sexual favors

Steve: damn I'm so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian

Dave: man what?

Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money

glucose guardian by Youngmagi December 1, 2016

Words you can keep

Glucose Guardian

Gender neutral equivalent of Sugar Daddy.

"They're my Glucose Guardian. Su"

Glucose Guardian by Definite_Faller December 10, 2017

Glucose Guardian

Alternative, genderless term for Sugar Daddy/Mommy - a person who gives financial support in exchange for company or sexual favors

I wish I had a Glucose Guardian so I could buy all the things I want..

Glucose Guardian by asdf-moderator December 2, 2017

Glucose guardian

Gender neutral term for sugar daddy

Man I really need a glucose guardian

Glucose guardian by The Auto Cocks May 24, 2022

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026