the gluck gluck requiem is when a lady gets a vacuum surgically implanted in the throat and turns it to full power, she then blows her man and tries to pronounce the alphabet, giving different feels to the original gluck gluck with more power and more efficency
'Yo bro you didn't come to work today you good?'
'Nah my girl gave me the gluck gluck requiem, took it out of me'
'Fair enough Bro, you got a real one there'
'Nah my girl gave me the gluck gluck requiem, took it out of me'
'Fair enough Bro, you got a real one there'
by Fucking Nedder March 9, 2021
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by Stephanie Merica March 7, 2005
Fred: I got some good ghoulish gluck gluck at that haunted house last night.
Ted: What??
Fred: Yeah that poltergeist sucked me off real good.
Ted: Bro, are you high?
Ted: What??
Fred: Yeah that poltergeist sucked me off real good.
Ted: Bro, are you high?
by Bostwick_ February 2, 2023
Similar to the famously known Gluck Gluck 9000, the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ uses the force of an unimaginable number so much so, that it dissects the penis, vacuum seals it, and leaves a nub (A Dicklet, if you will) in place of where the man once had his Genitalia.
"Aye Tony! You didn't warn me your girl coulda done the Gluck Gluck 10,000™! Now i'm just a fraction of the man I once was."
by Churms Grazinsky October 16, 2020