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glub glub 

1.oh fuck im drowning
2.drowned
3. famous catchphrase of 1969 serial killer, gort
1. glub glub glub glub glub
2.yea, Jonathan glub glubbed
3. glub glub *is stabbed to death*
glub glub by the master of glub March 30, 2022
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glub glub 

1. (noun) - a giant booty

2. (onomatopoeia) - the sound that such a booty makes
1. That girl has one hell of an african booty; a real live glub glub.

2. When that track girl was walking and wearing those spandex, her booty was goin' glub glub.
glub glub by D-Beazle January 19, 2010

glub glub 

A descriptive word for the unique sound of certain types of heavy bass found in dubstep music; seperate and distinct from the common "whomp" sound also characteristic of dubstep bass lines. See "Got 2 Know" by Flux Pavillion for an example.
Damn! You hear that heavy glub glub Datsik is throwin' down? That shit is ill!

glub glub water dance 

A new trend invented by Google. You're supposed to pour water over yourself while dancing. Then you should record it, upload it on youtube with the song 'Glub glub water dance', and add the hashtag ''#newtrends'' to the title.
Person 1: Duuude! Google invented this slick new trend for their april fools!
Person 2: Oh? What is it?
Person 1: Glub glub water dance
Person 2: That sounds like something a 9 year old would say.
A girl that you meet at a club and realize upon further inspection that she is not as attractive as you first thought.
Guy 1: Dude, I started dancing with this hot girl, then when we left the club, I realized she was a total glub.

Guy 2: Man, you got glubbed bad.

Guy 1: And get this, as we were leaving, I realized none of the girls were as attractive as they looked in the club. It was truly a glubfest of epic proportions.
Glub by Runner1245 January 24, 2011
An affectionate name for a significant other.

Almost like saying Love with a speech impediment.
Girl: "I love you so much my big Glub"
Guy: "Stop calling me that."
Big Glub by MarBear November 20, 2013

Glub Monsters 

The name for the fictional species of intelligent alien creature that is said to be responsible for creating the popular and unique "glub glub" sound, characteristic of many dubstep bass lines, when they talk/communicate.
Man! Those glub monsters are really rockin' out! That bass line is HEAV-YY! Keep that dubstep comin' son!
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