Glory Hunter

characteristics of glory hunters.....

1. will often choose a big club which is guaranteed of years at the top bracket of clubs
2. have no connection to the club
3. foreign to the country and city of the club
4. will overuse club mottos (which makes it more evident)
5. never been to many games (if not any)
6. will never go many games ever
7. will use the excuse of geography to not go to games
8. have limited merchandise before the successful years (most likely none)
9. does not know the history, chants or culture of the club
10. always in the armchair during matchdays
11. uses the talk of tactics and transfers to compensate for the lack of all round knowledge of the club (history and culture of the clubs, attendance of games, lack of knowledge or care factor about the direction of the club off field etc.)
12. will not be effected by football tragedies as much as locals
13. will often be the most biased towards to compensate for the glory hunter status
14. will show more hate for other clubs to compensate for their glory hunter status
15. have a club in their own country, don't have the guts to support them
16. will never talk about the years before the club started to become successful
17. at games (if attended) will be the quiet ones who never chant or make a noise
Hi, my name is Coconut Baron. I am from USA. Never been to any games, only have 5 jerseys, only supported after 1999 and think i am a true manchester united supporter. I never miss a game on tv and always on the internet a minute after fulltime. I live too far away to attend any matches. I guess that doesn't matter. Glory, Glory, Man Utd.

person hearing that thinks "pfft, what a glory hunter lol"
by true football fan November 28, 2007
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A fine example of this would be Zaman Hussain. Who says he supported Man UTD for ages but yet failed to even go to one of his games!!!!!!
by Ste M June 18, 2010
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Cockneys who support Manchester United. Not all MUFC fans are glory hunters though...
'You stupid southern twat, why don't you support your local team?! It's genuine Mancunian fans like me who have to take the flack for you dickheads!' - me
by zutroy July 08, 2004
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A glory hunter is someone who says that they support whichever football team is at the top of the Premier League.

Often chavs or townies
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 04, 2004
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A sad twat who supports Manchester Utd because a)They were the team that were doing well/everyone supported when they started to like football b)Have no life and support whoever is recognised the most
Going down the pub and hearing a bloke with a cockney accent cheering Manchester United on.
by Synthisizer Patel February 03, 2005
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A fan of the New York Yankees and the Yomiuri Giants.
That glory hunter can't name two players on the team, yet he still cheers for them.
by KRHimself June 23, 2005
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People who support a club they live 5000 miles from and hardly ever or never go to matches.
Most glory hunters never sing at matches as you will already know if you have ever visited old trafford on matchday.

Glory Hunters will usually stop supporting a club when they stop winning trophies or get relegated.
Definition of a Glory Hunter is a man utd fan from london where all of them are from
by Franklp22 July 11, 2008
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