Glock Blocked

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One who prevents another from harming or killing someone else.

"Man I was totally gonna kill them before you Glock Blocked me."

Glock Blocked by Anonydudette February 8, 2019

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Glock Blocked

Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.

Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.

-Later-

Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.

Glock Blocked by The_Inlander February 20, 2013

Related Words

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Glock Blocked

When trying to buy a gun at work and the firewall blocks guns and violence

Man, I was trying to look at a Glock online at work and got Glock Blocked!

Glock Blocked by Glock Blocked February 23, 2017

Glock Blocked

If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.

I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.

Glock Blocked by L0VEQU1NN April 14, 2022

glock blocker

Someone who convinces or prevents another person from purchasing themselves a new hand gun.

My wife and I went to the sports store and she was a total glock blocker. I wanted that new G19 so bad.

glock blocker by GayBobFagPants May 9, 2018

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026