Glock dookie 

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people

He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups

Glock dookie by Boogiedown April 11, 2022

Glock Dookie 

The most obnoxious shit a nigga can use to rob a nigga or use in jail. It contains a bunch of weird ass shit in a bottle, cup, or mug. This also contains shit, cum, booty juice, and even more fucked up shit

Person 1: Yo I’m bout to make a glock dookie
Person 2: Your weird buddy

Glock Dookie by Saan! May 5, 2022

glock dookie 

Toothpaste tubes filled with nut, poop, piss, or a mix of all inside, used by gang bangers or those with no stick (gun)

Quandale: “Ay say this a robbery empty yo pockets”
Daquavious: “Watchu finna do with that toothpaste, wait is that a GLOCK DOOKIE!?!?”

glock dookie by lottapressure May 9, 2022

Glock Dookie 

Glock Dookie is a weapon used in jail that contains shit, piss, cum, snot, puke, etc. usually stuffed in a condom or container that can project the liquid.

Tyrone was acting up so I had to hit him with the glock Dookie

Glock Dookie by GDdef May 11, 2022

Glock Dookie 

A Glock Dookie is a slang term originating in prison culture, referring to a makeshift weapon where bodily fluids or feces are placed into a container (like a toothpaste tube or bottle) and used to squirt or throw at someone, often as an act of aggression or intimidation. It is named humorously after the Glock handgun for its "weapon-like" usage.

During the prison fight, one inmate caught everyone off guard by using a glock dookie to attack his opps

Glock Dookie by fish.emoji_ January 17, 2025

Glock dookie

a term for a bag usually filled with cum, shit, piss, period blood, or any bodily fluid. the user with a glock dookie will squeeze the bag so the concoction of "stuff" will shoot out

Ayden: ay you a bitch nigga
Lyric: fuck you, ima spray yo dumbass with a glock dookie

Glock dookie by bigpenismaster07 March 19, 2026

Glock dokie 

A concoction of blood ,spit ,semen, rotten food ,ear wax ,snot, vomit, skin or nails pubic hair etc

Man I'm going to give that officer a Glock dokie, are you chuckin in

Glock dokie by JAIKOTIC1 September 13, 2023