An extremely hideous female that resembles the only woman on the Globo Gym dodgeball team from Eastern Europe played by Missi Pyle. Also seen at UCA cheerleading camps.
Dammit! We got GLOBO GYM for our instructor this week!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.