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Glennbeckistan 

The unpatriotic action of demonstrated a clear misunderstanding of governmental issues in an attempt to prove an extremely biased point.

Originally coined by Sen. Robert Byrd (D-W. Va.)
The Charleston Daily Mail's editorial on Senate procedures resembles more the barkings from the nether regions of Glennbeckistan then the "sober and second thought" of one of West Virginia's oldest and most respected daily newspapers.
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Glennbeckistan 

A nether region on the outskirts of reason where the ruling oligarhy entertains itself with mindless conspiracy accusations against its political foes. Virtually all of the population of Glennbeckistan is attracted by these pleasant fictions from the bordering states of Dumbfuckistan, Berzerkistan and Denial.
The preacher from Glennbeckistan condemned Santa to hell because he had the same letters in his name as Satan.
Glennbeckistan by Gearwonk March 5, 2010
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glennbeckian 

often large in scale, characterized by John Birch Society paranoia, confusion of historical facts, latent racism, and sprinkled with ideas plagiarized from fringe religious authors, may be frantic and emotional or tearful with little or no rational basis
That crackpot conspiracy theory of yours is glennbeckian in proportion.
glennbeckian by fb47 February 25, 2011

Glenbeckistan

The alternate reality inhabited by teapartiers and fox news viewers in which the President is an illegal alien and medicare employs death squads to exterminate the elderly.
"So Obama sent the navy to blow up that oil rig so he could stop all offshore drilling."
"Dude, that's straight out of Glenbeckistan. Reality is this way."
Glenbeckistan by daecon May 20, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026