Glen Hands 

To have weird pudgy hairy little hands, like hobits feet except hands.

Don't Touch me with those Glen hands, there gross.

Glen Hands by Stephen H April 27, 2005

Glen Wilton Handshake 

When greeting a person with a handshake, you yank their hand toward you and rub it vigorously up and down against your genitals as a show of dominance.

I thought we had come to an agreement, but then he gave me the Glen Wilton Handshake.

Glen Wilton Handshake by Woody Goodpecker March 7, 2021