Glass in the ass

The action of putting a glass mason jar on the erect penis, your partner then sits on it and clenches their asshole as hard as possible until the glass breaks and turns your dick into a poorly maintained hotdog with extra sourcraut

Susan put some "Glass in the ass" last night, My dicks still looks like it was mauled by a tiger!

by Retarded Dictionary July 28, 2016

glass in the ass

erotic video. Man squats over a small glass, lowering his anus, forcing the glass into his asshole. Upon completely entering his asshole, the said glass breaks. He proceeds to pull the broken, bloody pieces out of his asshole, while the horrified viewer screams and cringes.

man, that lecture was as painful as glass in the ass.

That asshole at the bar was totally a glass in my ass.

by theguywithglassinhisass December 17, 2008

Clinking Glasses and Shaking Asses

A very popular toast when things are looking good or everyone is having a good time.

Here's to Clinking Glasses and Shaking Asses - after 8 hours of wine tasting in Napa, EVERYONE was having a good time...

by b.hanback June 10, 2008

glass ass

A sick clip shown on the page "glassass.com"
Putting a big jar into your ass

A:Did u see the glass ass video.
B:Yeah, it was sick.
A:I liked it...
B:Weirdo

by joonas12344321 January 27, 2009

Glass Ass Bitch

To be a weak, spineless, fragile, delicate little bitch.

I don't know, why don't you solve world hunger you glass ass bitch!

by Not-a-glass-ass-bitch July 03, 2018

stained glass ass

A fundalmentalist that tries to force there belief on other people.

No matter what that stained glass ass says I know that the bible is better not taken literally.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009

touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022