glass bottom boat 

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.

Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some glass bottom boat action.

glass bottom boat by Frank667788 August 21, 2006

Glass Bottom boat 

When a person shits on on top of a glass table, while someone under neath masturbates to it. like as you would watch fish in a real glass bottom boat.

Kelly did a glass bottom boat for me while i jacked off. She's such a freak!

Glass Bottom boat by systemcontrol January 18, 2010

glass bottom boat 

Have sex with some "PERSON" and wait till they they fall asleep. "when they are asleep" wrap their face with seran wrap, poke a hole so they can breath, and take a crap on their face. They wake up and see Brown (or green pending on 'doers' diet) crap on thier face

Shut up hoe before i glass bottom boat that purty face of yours.

glass bottom boat by WholovesdaMonkey May 13, 2005

glass bottom boat 

A boat with a glass bottom. This allows its passengers to view the water beneath them from the safety of the boat.

Joe: I want to go scuba diving but im afraid of sharks.

Steve: Just take a ride on a glass bottom boat, you can see the ocean and theres no danger of sharks.

glass bottom boat by tinki94 August 7, 2009

Glass Bottom Boat 

When one puts seran wrap on anothers face, poking holes for respiration, and taking a dump on the others face with the seran wrap still on there face. The seran wrap acting as a "Glass Bottom".

Jack performed a glass bottom boat on jon after jon fell asleep.

Glass Bottom Boat by Nick We July 22, 2007

glass bottom boat 

To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.

I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.

glass bottom boat by The kush October 22, 2008

glass bottom boat 

when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them

that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.

glass bottom boat by stephanieboat February 17, 2007