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glasgow central 

a place where young scene kids from the city of glasgow can hang about. though really, its a train station, GROW UP.
"aw mon we need tae get tae scentroo tae do our makeup an chat aboot oli sykkes then have a sip of lambrini n pretend tae be mwi & no even inhale ma jakey mayfair smooths properly. a mean fs glasgow central is the place tae beee"
glasgow central by rufussss June 16, 2008
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Glasgow Central Station 

A bee hive of angsty emo/scene teenagers.

Commuters will pass through desperately trying to avoid the sea of skin tight clothes, bad haircuts, depression, and general idiocy.

Usually found hanging around under the 'Glasgow Central Clock'.
Lets go hang out under the clock at Glasgow Central Station cause its totally the coolest place to be.

Glasgow Central Clock 

A place where angsty emo/scene kids will be found.
Usually on a Saturday afternoon in groups exceeding 50.

Very clever.
"Look at all those emo's standing under the glasgow central clock, what losers!"

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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