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Glaciering 

The fecal-friendly act known as "Glaciering" (also known to the ancient Greeks as "Turdus Erectus") begins with the constant procrastination of an initially violent bowel movement. After numerous mighty shutters of the sphincter, the movement grows not only in size but density. After nearly an entire day of fighting off the mighty triumphant (and now because of its density nearly elicits it's own gravitational pull) log of feces, you release it in one fowl glutenous act into a toilet. The massive clump literally rises above the water of the toilet bowl, sometimes above the rim of the seat, giving the feces a "Glacier"-like appearance.
"After a prolonged Antonio Banderas Look-alike Convention, I found the nearest Macy's outlet center and destroyed their bathroom by Glaciering the toilet. The size of which would dwarf the glacier responsible for sinking the Titanic."
Glaciering by FecalFanatic666 July 18, 2015
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glaciering 

the act of awakening the morning after a long night of getting crunk/shittanked/schwasted and instantly realizing that you are still absolutely plastered.
Christ Almighty! I am glaciering so hard right now that I can't even make my way to the bathroom to relieve myself!
glaciering by Betsy Rossz January 13, 2009
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Glaciering 

The fecal-friendly act known as "Glaciering" (also known to the ancient Greeks as "Turdus Erectus") begins with the constant procrastination of an initially violent bowel movements. After numerous mighty shutters of the sphincter, the movement grows not only in size but density. After nearly an entire day of fighting off the mighty triumphant (and now because of its density nearly elicits it's own gravitational pull) log of feces, you release it in one fowl glutenous act into a toilet. The massive clump literally rises above the water of the toilet bowl, sometimes above the rim of the seat, giving the feces a "Glacier"-like appearance.
"After a prolonged Antonio Banderas Look-alike Convention, I found the nearest Macy's outlet center and destroyed their bathroom by Glaciering the toilet. The size of which would dwarf the glacier responsible for sinking the Titanic."
Glaciering by FecalFanatic666 July 18, 2015

Glaciering 

The fecal-friendly act known as "Glaciering" (also known to the ancient Greeks as "Turdus Erectus") begins with the constant procrastination of an initially violent bowel movement. After numerous mighty shutters of the sphincter, the movement grows not only in size but density. After nearly an entire day of fighting off the mighty triumphant (and now because of its density nearly elicits it's own gravitational pull) log of feces, you release it in one fowl glutenous act into a toilet. The massive clump literally rises above the water of the toilet bowl, sometimes above the rim of the seat, giving the feces a "Glacier"-like appearance.
"After a prolonged Antonio Banderas Look-alike Convention, I found the nearest Macy's outlet center and destroyed their bathroom by Glaciering the toilet. The size of which would dwarf the glacier responsible for sinking the Titanic."
Glaciering by FecalFanatic666 July 18, 2015

Glackering

A roommate who laughs out loud and don't care if they bother you. Fuck n a I had put in some ear plugs so I could sleep.
Bobby was watching movies on his laptop and laughing out loud and glackering too much.
Glackering by Glackering January 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022