Girtgelly

It's simple, it's edible hair jell, the word came into this world through a game of Scrabble that took a tumble down the wrong side of the mountain.

Hey 'name' can I borrow some Girtgelly?
Or
Yum, this Girtgelly tastes so good.

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girellyfish

a glorious combination between two of the best creatures alive - giraffes and jellyfish; yet to be bred with slow lorises (successfully)

Man, I really messed it up this time...

Just hope that the evil girellyfish gods don't come find you!

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a glorious combination between two of the best creatures alive - giraffes and jellyfish, yet to be bred with slow lorises (successively)

You made a really terrible mistake? Just hope that the evil girellyfish gods don't come find you!

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