Girl Cry 

When a girl is experiencing such a traumatic event she is wheezing and sobbing uncontrollably. Mainly over a male or significant other.

"She just did the girl cry, I knew this was gonna happen when he sent that text to her."

Girl Cry by lalaLOOPz!e October 8, 2023

ugly girl cry

Ugly girl cry is usually when a female (or male) is so distraught that they cry in a ridiculously ugly fashion. Ei. Mouth open, snot everywhere, weird choking sob noises.

Sasha: Jason broke up with me-e-e-e..
Julie: Woah calm down on the ugly girl cry.

ugly girl cry by Sashainteus April 19, 2014

Fat Girl Crying 

Signals the end of a party or concert, or closing time of a nightclub or bar. At the end of any social gathering there will always, always be a fat girl crying.

Time to go, fat girls are crying.

'What time are we leaving?'

'5 past fat girl crying.'

Fat Girl Crying by Tonymicjoe November 17, 2009

Crystal Girl 

A crystal girl is a girl who carries around crystals everywhere she goes, she usually wears dramatic eyeliner and has dyed hair. Most crystal girls are also very spiritual and often try to make their non spiritual friends buy crystals. They are also very energetic and bring positive energy into your life.

The Crystal Girl: OMG hey Emma I just bought a NEW ROSE QUARTZ!! you should TOTALLY TRY IT YAAYAYYA, LOOK i just made my crush fall in love with me by manifesting him!!!!!!!!

Emma: ok

Crystal Girl by swaggerlife1235 February 15, 2021

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Crystal girl 

Savannah skeldon

Savannahs such a crystal girl

Crystal girl by Bob _ the_builder December 15, 2021