Giraffe Neck Share definition Flag When you take a shit so big, that people mistake it for a Giraffe's Neck. Dad, my anus hurts, I just got finished squeezing out a giraffe neck. Giraffe Neck by Aaron Sierpo March 28, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Giraffe Neck mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch