1. n. a wildlife expedition on which can be found creatures of all shapes, sizes, and sounds
2. v. to go on a musical rampage that may or may not involve paint and sponges
1.
Billy: Last night I went on a GioSafari through Central Park.
Cindy: Oh yea? Did you see the Backwater Opera?
Billy: No, but the squirrels were singing beautiful arias.
A rare precious stone found within the earth's upper mantel where it is formed under extreme pressure into a sphere comprised of 1,000 hexagons. Ever-changing in color, the gem's metamorphosis appears as a translucent opalescent sky blue to an opaque blue darker the sea's deep chambers.
Only one will be righteous enough to wear necklaces made of GioSafari adorning his neck.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*