GimpJobNerdPants

Some little twats who finds themselves addicted to MMORPGs which end up dominating their social lives and causing all their friends to leave them.
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It is also SpongeBobSquarePants' queer little sex-addict brother.

Dad: Time for dinner...
Kid: 5 more minutes.
Dad: No jonny, get down here now!
Kid: (Screaming) DAD! I HAVE A FREAKIN CLAN WAR BATTLE! 5 MORE FREAKIN MINUTES!
Dad: Don't make me come up there Jonny!...
{DAD GOES UPSTAIRS}
Dad: Get down stairs now!
Jonny: ONE SECOND! LET ME FINISH YOU R-TARD!
Dad: What did you call me?!
Jonny: S-sorry!!
-{FROM DOWNSTAIRS, MOLLY AND SUE HEAR THEIR FATHER AND BROTHER ALONE WITH LOTS OF BANGING AND CRYING. EVENTUALLY THEY COME DOWNSTAIRS.
JONNY HAS A BLACK EYE AS HE SITS DOWN}-
Molly: Psst, what happened?
Jonny: I-I.. Fell.
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Spongebob: Im ready, im ready, im ready!
Patrick: Hey spongebob, who's that gettin' off the bus?
-{Enter GimpJobNerdPants}-
Spongebob: Thats my little queer gayboy brother!
GimpBob: SPONGEBOB!.. Who's your sexy friend?

GimpJobNerdPants by Dr Awesome Dud3 October 31, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012