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Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper

It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.
Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!
by Wonkinson May 18, 2023
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