Ghost Dump
"That feel when you go to wipe and are relieved in realizing it was a ghost dump, the task at hand has already been performed by an unseen and unknown force."
Ghost Dump by TedStroke June 13, 2013
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Ghost Dump
When you take a dump, and you feel your poop squeeze out your butt and go into the toilet, but when you look inside the toilet the poop is nowhere to be seen.
Guy #1: Holy shit dude, I just took a ghost dump.
Guy #2: What's that?
Guy #1: I took a huge dump, but there wasn't any poop in my toilet!
Guy #2: What's that?
Guy #1: I took a huge dump, but there wasn't any poop in my toilet!
Ghost Dump by Eat My LolCake September 11, 2009
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Ghost dump
I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.
Ghost dump by jaffaw July 14, 2009
Ghost Dump
Pronounced Go-st Duh-mp: noun.
1. The waste material left when a ghost takes a dump.
2. When a ghost comes and takes a dump for only those with special paranormal gifts to witness.
1. The waste material left when a ghost takes a dump.
2. When a ghost comes and takes a dump for only those with special paranormal gifts to witness.
Ghost Dump by Detective Ghost Dumpimous December 9, 2011
Ghost dumped
Person 1:"dude my gf just blocked me out of the blue"
Person 2:"oh dude... I think u got ghost dumped"
Person 1:"damn..."
Person 2:"oh dude... I think u got ghost dumped"
Person 1:"damn..."
Ghost dumped by phibzy October 20, 2025
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