Ghost Load
Ghost Load by NumbSkulls October 13, 2010
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ghost load
ghost load by Ghost Load August 24, 2014
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Ghost Load
Refers to the leftover mess when a man ejaculates (usually through masturbation) without washing his hands, leaving traces of semen on his hands or other parts of his body. Others near the carrier of the ghost load often come into contact with the body part afflicted by the ghost load without ever knowing it, hence the term "ghost" load.
Can be used as a noun or a verb, i.e. "ghost loaded".
Can be used as a noun or a verb, i.e. "ghost loaded".
Example 1:
John: "Sorry boss, I forgot to wash my hands after my mid-morning whack. I think I got ghost load on that Rep from Anderson Corp. when I shook his hand."
Jack: "It's mistakes like this we can't afford to make, John! You're fired!"
Example 2:
"Let's go to the club and go ghost loading."
John: "Sorry boss, I forgot to wash my hands after my mid-morning whack. I think I got ghost load on that Rep from Anderson Corp. when I shook his hand."
Jack: "It's mistakes like this we can't afford to make, John! You're fired!"
Example 2:
"Let's go to the club and go ghost loading."
Ghost Load by spankerton February 14, 2013
ghost load
1. a sexual act often used by a guy who wants to give his girl a facial. This is only effective from the doggy style or similar position. Just before the guy cums, he pulls out and spits on the girls back, so that she thinks he's coming, when she invariably turns her head, he shoots right for her face. This takes skill, agility, good acting and pretty good "long shot."
ghost load by Arrogant Bastard April 4, 2007
ghost load
When one reaches the climax during auto-eroticism and ejaculates to an indeterminate location. Even upon closer inspection and Sherlock Holmes-esque investigation the payload remains missing and/or lost to the ages.
I was flogging my dolphin last night and when I shot my dick snot I couldn't find it anywhere, it was a total ghost load !!
ghost load by Yung Keezy February 6, 2008
Load Ghost
Easily confused with "Ghost Load" ... but very different.
Load Ghost is when it's been a while since a guy has blown his load... the massive amount of jizz that covers his chick's face causes her to run around the room going "Wooooooh".
Load Ghost is when it's been a while since a guy has blown his load... the massive amount of jizz that covers his chick's face causes her to run around the room going "Wooooooh".
After I moved to another state I only saw my girl once in a while, and every time she blew me I'd turn her into a Load Ghost.
Load Ghost by Treylee April 25, 2011
Ghost loads
Ghost loads by nbsalad May 26, 2018
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
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